The Rex Needs A Favor From A Council Member

[Chanda]

So here's the deal, council members
Just in case anyone doesn't remember,
Where my character named Kreed
Did more than one bad deed
And ended up in jail for some time
Which is the primary reason for this rhyme.

And I know it's been a while,
But in common Hoorex style
My activity tends to come and go.
But now I'm back, you see
And what you can do for me
Is evaluate Kreed's new quid pro quo, y'know?

Because the point of his jailtime
Is to see if he's reformed
But I doubt it would be fine
If their decision were to be misinformed.

So I'm giving you the decision
Of who to send on this mission
And venture into the Rex domain,
And I really must assure you
That it really won't impede you
And I'll try my best not be a pain.

Word. All requests should be given in rap format from now on.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

Kreed needs to die.

 

[Sreeya]

Ahhh, you're the pain in the ass I was warned about : P

 

[Chanda]

It's nice to see you too, Ru. The Rex obliges.

Now, S-dog. Mind if I call you S-dog? Sreeya has entirely too many vowels. Anyway. Two things you need to know about the 'Rex.

1. He's the Rex
2. Like, seriously, he's the 'Rex

At which point I direct you to the list corollary list regarding the The Rex.

1. He busts the sickest rhymes
2. He don't take no shit
3. Adjectives to describe him include "thugnificent" and "The Rex"
4. He honestly don't take no shit
5. In all seriousness, don't expect him to take no shit

There's your crash course on the Rex. Ask bac for more winformation; he'll direct you to the 'Rex-Files.

• Any information regarding the Rex is classified as winformation
• The compilation of winformation is kept closely guarded by bac in the 'Rex-Files

rexrexrex

 

[Jake]

Someone challenge him to a rap battle

 

[Chanda]

And willingly throw themselves into bitter defeat? The 'Rex does not abide senseless rap massacre.

 

[Brandon Rhea]

I used the Rex Files as toilet paper 4 years ago.

 

[Chanda]

The 'Rex-Files are kept digitally, in a database of awesome rivaling NASA's computer bank. Which worries me, because Bac may have deleted them to make room for his terrabytes of smurf porn.

 

[Horizon]

I remember this guy.

Didn't you have some type of outrageous Dark side character?

Edit: **** me. That was in your post.

 

[Demiurge]

Huh. I apparently left after he joined, but I don't remember this guy.

 

[Chanda]

Kids these days, man. Not remembering some good 'ol fashioned Hoorex from back in the 07 days, mah nig. It's 'Rexolgical blasphemy, I say. All the people would say "Who Wrecks?" and I'd be like "Hoorex mo****a."

And now The Rex has to settle for talking in the third person and frequently reminding people that he don't take no shit. Because, as we all know, Hoorex don't take no shit.

 

[Horizon]

Kids these days, man. Not remembering some good 'ol fashioned Hoorex from back in the 07 days, mah nig. It's 'Rexolgical blasphemy, I say. All the people would say "Who Wrecks?" and I'd be like "Hoorex mo****a."

And now The Rex has to settle for talking in the third person and frequently reminding people that he don't take no shit. Because, as we all know, Hoorex don't take no shit.

I just want to let you know, I laugh like a little school girl at each line you type.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

It's ok, Hoorex is just a silly little man, and by little you know what I mean.

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

It's ok, Hoorex is just a silly little man, and by little you know what I mean.

They call me little john, but don't let the name fool you, I'm rather big in real life.


But in all seriousness, kill rex's character. :CStern

 

[Chanda]

Looks like someone won't be coming along for 'Rexodus.

 

[Sreeya]

I dunno, this could be amusing. And no, don't call me S-Dog. That's a dude name and I'm a chick.

How do you want this to go down?

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

I dunno, this could be amusing. And no, don't call me S-Dog. That's a dude name and I'm a chick.

How do you want this to go down?

By rexes character dying for attempting to assassinate jedi members to get the attraction of the bogan to let him join up?

 

[Horizon]

Ogod. This is gonna be good.

*Grabs popcorn*

 

[Sreeya]

By rexes character dying for attempting to assassinate jedi members to get the attraction of the bogan to let him join up?

How 'bout we throw him in a ring Gladiator style and have him fight for his freedom?

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

How 'bout we throw him in a ring Gladiator style and have him fight for his freedom?

I'll do it with Mikal, with the time jump he should be a master by now, which I need to scamper off to add for the time jump promotion thread. Just need to update 'kal's profile a bit.

Of course the whole killing a jedi to earn his freedom doesn't make sense cause we're the jedi.