Corrupt A Wish

[Clayton]

Granted, but now the cost of normal living is skyrocketed and you're only capable of affording your internet service and ramen noodles.

Forever.

I wish I could replace my hard drive without losing all my things...

Granted. But you can never ever lose data no matter how hard you try. Eventually your hard drives will remain behind on earth as a mythical trove of knowledge of human capabilities after the planet has been abandoned. An alien race that has been planning war against the Human Federation will find Earth. They will find everything relating to star wars from your hard drives and assume this is what Earth's fleet was like a thousand years ago. Armed with this false knowledge, they build, at enormous cost and debt, a series of warships designed around impossible amounts of firepower. These warships are magnitudes more powerful than needed to destroy a Super Star Destroyer, and against a Federation ship, it's like attacking a baby with an ICBM. Caught by surprise at how easy Federation defenses crumbled against the onslaught, they accidentally destroy every human colony in existence, leading to the extinction of our species. Because the alien race had gone into severe debt to build their OP warships, and the fact that they destroyed the economy they were hoping to absorb instead, their Empire goes into a massive economic collapse, resulting in civil war, disease, and mass famine. Trillions die needless deaths and humanity goes extinct because you were lazy.

I wish Murphy's Law happened to my wish.

 

[Kaane]

What you don't realize is that Murphy's Law only applied to the actual wish itself, and not the wish's intention. Since you wished everything that could go wrong would go wrong, the wish itself goes awry, and suddenly, you find yourself getting everything you've ever wanted in life. Your barely-road-legal Ferrari, gigantic summer retreats in the Alps and on a tropical island, and career of doing exactly what you love all day everyday testify to this.

However, you will always feel a void in your heart because nothing ever really did go wrong for you, and despite having all you could ever want, you are still despairing over the fact that nothing bad ever happens to you. Sad really.

Though there was a party of circus clowns that came into your mansion one day and covered it with rainbow vomit after getting totally hammered on your supply of fine wines dating back to the 19th century. But stuff like that happens to pretty much everyone at least once in their life, I suppose.

I wish I could go on a magical adventure.

 

[Rathenmedus]

Granted. I am active and I am ready to role-play. Magical in this instance, refers to the Force and/or, violent entanglements in love, drama, self-realization and politics. Yeay.

And I wish you would post :p


(fyi, this message has no ill-intent. I am just bored =_=)

 

[Andrewza]

granted but they hidden to you

I wish I was young again

 

[Snake Eater]

Granted. Your body reverts back to being a 12 year old while your friends continue their lives and eventually die of old age while you are twenty five.

I wish the Guardians of the Galaxy would fight the Avengers.

 

[Fang.]

Granted, but it's so good that upon seeing any scene from it, your head explodes, so it never gets our of editing as all the editors heads explode so it never comes out.

I wish I had more money

 

[WhiteTitan]

Granted, but it's all monopoly game money

I wish for force powers

 

[Tristar]

Granted: But you are unaware of it, and unable to utilize it due to not having formal training.
Wish: I wish for a loyal intergalactic fleet in which I am in control of with all costs negated.

 

[Nostromos]

Granted: But all your ships have fundamental flaws in their basic designs that render them prone to self-destruction without notice!

I wish for Pilf Mukmuk

 

[Miz]

Granted, but he turns out being a Sith Lord trying to take over your mind.

I wish i was a street soldier.

 

[Tristar]

Granted; you are a street soldier but die in your first battle encounter.
I wish I had all the necessary skills to live out my life in relative comfort.

 

[Fang.]

Granted you are granted the skills to be a homless man who is good enough at begging that he usually doesnt starve or freeze in canada for the rest of your life which gives you a life relatively comfterable compared to a starving kid in africa.

I wish that no more messed up stuff will happen to my friend or his family for the rest of their lives.

 

[Mr.BossMan]

Granted. Your friend and his family become very successful, You get jealous and kill yourself.

I wish i was President of U.S.A.

 

[OhNoesBunnies]

Granted. You suffocate the night following your successful election however, because you decided to cuddle your favorite bunny while you slept and it secretly hated you.

I wish I could talk to cats.

 

[Clayton]

Granted. You lose the ability to talk to humans. Also, you discover that cats are the biggest a-holes on the planet.

I wish that Mitt Romney would grow a massive 'fro

 

[Pureblood-Sin]

Granted, the afro is also a gateway to Mormon heaven you monster!

I wish I had a serious relationship.

 

[Bantha]

Wish granted. It's so serious, you never laugh, smile, or have a fun time. And both of your faces are starting to show permanent frown lines.

I wish for a pink pony that farts rainbows and barfs glitter.

 

[Chask274]

Granted, but it goes out of it's way to barf the glitter on you, and refuses to listen to commands.

I wish I had a pilot's license and my own plane.

 

[Oncaro]

Granted. The plane is an antique from a century ago and the license is a forgery.

I wish I knew how to Jedi.

 

[Mr.BossMan]

Granted. You learn how to Jedi, but then get Alzheimer's and forget everything you learned.

I wish i had a 100 more wishes.