Recent content by Malz

There is a tree outside my bedroom window that birds like to nest in. It gets annoying waking up to a monotonous chirping, but it's still sweet to see little baby birds from time to time. ...Except this one time where I woke up to see a predatory bird swoop down and gobble up one of the chicks...

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I'm happy to be a man because... Job prospects look better I'll never get pregnant Less advertising directed at me I'm sad to be a man because... I have to wear several layers of dark clothing to look fancy. Girls can wear loose, silky, room-temperature clothes and look gorgeous. Not as many...

Speaking of nuts...it seems the Westboro Baptist Church is going to Norway to picket the children's funerals.

As far as I can tell, the airlines are only restricting children in first class. If it were the entire plane then that just wouldn't fly ( :CHappy ), as obviously most parents wouldn't want to go on long vacations without their kids (unless it's a special spouses-only getaway thing). I've had...

The whole reason I put my flower fear was because I thought this was a thread about fears nobody else had >_> I could go on and on if we're not going with that: Heights, spiders, really fast bugs, babies, suffocation, swimming in lakes, being surrounded by people (goes with suffocation), public...

Exotic flowers. Watch Jumanji as a young child and you'll understand.

Because hair styles are so uncommon that they can be used to identify mass murderers...interesting. :CDumb In other news, looks like the death toll has been lowered. Which...is sorta better news? Eh...

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Pretty sure the maximum prison sentence there is 21 years. Dunno for absolute sure though, could be wrong.

Indeed, it is their choice. It's also their choice to try to get my friends and I in on the action as well. I've had people honestly try to convince me that drinking twice my body weight would be fun. And then there are people who are killed by drunk drivers, or people who were high, etc. People...

For the record, I was already in a bad mood when I got to the Amy Winehouse thread. It is sad when someone dies, and I feel sympathy for her friends and family. There are just a lot of people at my college that do stupid things (Drinking heavily, drug use, etc), thinking they are immortal and...

Stay safe, man.

For what it's worth, I do feel sad for her family and friends.