Corrupt A Wish

[Darth Tak]

Granted! uh... nothing.

I wish cats could fly

 

[YOLT]

Crap ninja'd!

Granted! Cats fly out of houses and die from incoming cars/trains/airplanes. Cat ladies everywhere sue you.


[ST]I wish I could go into Gamestop right now at midnight and buy The Sims 3[/ST]

[ST]I wish I wasn't poor[/ST]

[ST]I wish I had more free time[/ST]

I WISH I HAD A ROBOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK FOR ME :CNot

 

[Darth Tak]

Granted! It kills you.

I wish Error 404 never happens.

 

[Skanah]

Granted! It kills you.

I wish Error 404 never happens.

Granted, but the internet is permanently turned off. (that hurt to type.)

I wish average human life spans were lengthened by five times.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. Humans now have the same lifespan as hutts, but you turn into an old mouse.

 

[Darth Tak]

You need a wish... Nevermind. I wish for world peace.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. Everyone stops fighting for five minutes.

I wish to corrupt more wishes with my own confusing wishes.

 

[Darth Tak]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yod4NGOoL6s&desktop_uri=/watch?v=yod4NGOoL6s
You get confused, too.

I wish I could be my Character.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. But I am also my jawa charactor, and I stare at you with my one blue eye for the rest of your natural life.

I wish I wished.

 

[Galad J. Victus]

Granted, you wish to get brutally killed by 2 Sith lords, 2 Mandos, 1 Wookiee, a band of rapist gangsters, 3 angry old wives, equally angry 4 children, a cave troll, and a dozen of Mexican drug dealers. Have fun.

I wish I knew.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. You now know that someone read your post.


I wish that dogs by pink floyd was more popular.

 

[Darth Tak]

Granted, but now that is the only song listened to, and no-one has ever heard of anything else EVER.

I wish Star Wars and Pokemon had a crossover.

 

[Riin Morisani]

Granted. A planet of humans is rediscovered circa 2BBY and has been isolated since the Old Republic for the planet's unwillingness to stop the barbaric use of native species in fights. As such, it was actually the first test-firing of the Death Star; Grand Moff Tarkin rather enjoyed himself (he even spared a one-liner for the occassion: "You wanted to be the very best...but unfortunately, I am").

I wish our telescopes manage to get so strong that we look at a galaxy and find the Star Wars galaxy!

 

[Cainhurst Crow]

Your telescopes work, you can now see the star wars galaxy. It is indistinguishable from any other body of stars, and is so far away that travel or communication there is impossible. Not only that, but star wars had taken place billions of years ago, many of the stars having died out and turned into black holes by this point. With no way to tell it apart from other galaxies or distinguish it as such, scientist label it as the ferdowsi galaxy, and it is quickly buried and forgotten about by the world.

I wish that sweatpants were considered appropriate business attire.

 

[Darth Tak]

ERROR. They already are.

I wish therefore I am.

 

[Aaron Corinth]

You are, however now there is none, therefore you are nothing. Congrats!

I wish I was a millionaire.

 

[Darth Tak]

Yay yoda quote.

You become a millionaire, but the government thinks you hacked/stole it and kills you.

I wish Missingno was ERROR 404 in disguise.

 

[Tank]

Granted, now every time you encounter an Error 404 message the seventh item you last bought at the grocery store multiplies. Good Luck with that.

I wish Penguins could fly.

 

[Indigo]

Granted. It turns out, unfortunately, that flight was the only thing stopping penguins from world domination. There are several short, bloody wars that leave much of the northern and southern most parts of the hemispheres (anywhere that it snows regularly and naturally for any part of the year) frozen ruins, dominated by penguin overlords. The U.S. Government, having had to lose some of their border to the penguin onslaught, then decides it would be safer to relocate the entire population of the U.S. in warmer climates, and turn to the war-torn countries that they already had forces in. They begin a mass exodus, but the people in those countries start fighting back harder, and as there's now a significant civilian population with guns, shit really hits the fan. The U.S. Government inevitably dissolves on their own bad decisions, leaving the entire middle east a giant bloody power vacuum which takes years to fill and sees the death of millions. Israel in the interim decides that you are the antichrist, as you triggered this apocalypse. They send several people after you; the Chinese decide this is a crime against human rights an in an unprecedented move, harbour you in their own place. You learn there that your wish had no effect, and that it was in fact their doing that summoned the penguins, and that this entire war was of their design. By keeping you alive, the vast majority of the populace that was ruined believes it was by your hand, and they therefor hate you. You live out the rest of your days in a miserable small prison, knowing you were framed for the most horrible crimes in this century. Eventually a new power rises in the middle east, raids china, and publicly execute you for your 'crimes'.

I, too, wish penguins could fly.

 

[Chairdor]

Granted, with the evolutionary adaptation of flight allows penguins to begin to raiding fishing vessels all across the ocean poaching the vessels of billions worth in fish causing prices to skyrocket even if you don't like fish the collapse of this global market causes unrest across the planet slowing shipping times and destroying entire countries economies

I wish I knew what I was going to do with my life