Corrupt A Wish

[Darth Tak]

Granted! But you don't know it because you are too busy sleeping.

I wish 9/11 didn't happen.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. no one upped the defence, and on 13/11 an international tragedy killed all humans. Lucky Im not a human.



I wish that I no longer thought of tribbles when I see gizkas.

 

[YOLT]

... What's 13/11? Since when is there a thirteenth month? Is Septober real O.O

I don't care what a gizka is...

Granted. Tribbles come in your sleep and gnaw on your brain whilst eating your hair and popping out little tribble babies

I wish my inner editor did not exist as it is driving my batty. I'm suddenly reminding myself of Professor Higgins: "WHY CANT THE ENGLISH LEARN TO SPEAK?!?"

My lord... I need to sleep if My Fair Lady is invading my brain... O.O

On second thought I wish that my Sims would stop neglecting their children and burning their stove down -_-

 

[Aaron Corinth]

Granted, now your sims just drown themselves in their pool.

I wish I was a doctor.

 

[Darth Tak]

Granted! You are so good all the other doctors are forced to quit their jobs. Then you get a disease, no-one can cure you, and you die.

I wish I fully understood BBCode.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. you must now teach all of my family about BBC codes.


I wish mom stopped telling me things I already knew about games I invited her to.

 

[Ben]

Granted, now your Mum doesn't tell you anything... ever.

I wish that I never had to work and got money for nothing.

 

[Aaron Corinth]

Granted, but it is obtained highly illegally therefore you are arrested and dropped off in Guantanamo Bay.

I wish House was still on TV.

 

[Darth Tak]

Granted! He dies first episode.

I wish Everyone did whatever I told them to do.

 

[Marf]

Granted, but you ask them to do something stupid and they do it.

I wish the ancient Sith were more popular.

 

[Aaron Corinth]

Granted but they are ancient so they long since died and left no record because of their lust for power.

I wish order 66 had never happened.

 

[Darth Tak]

Granted! Order 66 and Order 4848644 (The one where they kill you) have been confused and swapped.

I wish the Bad Guys always won.

 

[Maxx]

Granted! You have been executed for plotting to marry a cat.

I wish that these wishes were incorruptible.

 

[Darth Tak]

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[Lucid]

rm -rf

I win.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Uh... granted. nothing happens because they allready were. I wish that I had an amazing collection of old darkhorse comics and time enough to read them.

 

[Maxx]

Yay! I have corrupted this game by wishing it to be incorruptible.

Granted! You have become immortal and 10000 years later, you have become crazed from your mind being crushed by all the history you have lived and seen.

I wish the new Star Wars movie doesn't suck.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Uh... I dont even pretend to know. I wish the new starwars movie is awsome.

 

[Sophia McLaren-Cobb]

Granted! But the new Star Wars movie turns out to be s**t

I wish that there were cheerleaders in Star Wars

 

[Ten10dix]

Granted, but they're Hutt cheerleaders.

I wish my head exploded.