Corrupt A Wish

[Gwyn]

Derp.

GRANTED, Maxxor. But you're cool because you survived a train wreck and lost all four limbs.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. Uh... nothing.

I wish that there was a race in starwars that was a flat-out ripoff of halo's mgalekgolo (hunters) so I could have one in this rp. :P

 

[Galavant]

GRANTED. Unfortunately they are all killed off by shotgun blasts to the back.

I wish there were more episodes of Wonderfalls.

 

[Saul Perth]

Granted, but the director decides to instead focus on choreography over writing and disappoints all the fans of the series.

I wish I could find an RP instead of sitting around waiting for the time skip.

 

[The Sentinel]

Granted; you are now part of an erotic euro furry space RP.

I wish I had ultimate power with no kickbacks. Or loopholes.

HA!

 

[Saul Perth]

Granted, but you are corrupted by your power and in a fit of rage destroy all life within the universe, forcing you to spend your life in isolation.

I wish somebody would make me dinner.

 

[Apollyon]

Granted, but your dinner is decomposed cat with a side of spoiled cactus milk

I wish I had Superman-esque powers

 

[Vulpes]

Granted, but your homeworld has to be destroyed.


I wish I had a pet fox.

 

[Darth Tak]

Granted! It runs away, destroying your furniture.

I wish I was omniscient and could know everything without dying or going mad.

 

[Bantha]

Granted but knowing everything that's going to happen creates infinite loopholes of indecision on your part.

I wish I had motivation to exercise.

 

[Galavant]

GRANTED Unfortunately your motivation exceeds your capabilities and you end up breaking every bone in your body attempting the most dangerous forms of exercise known to man.

I wish I had more Apple Cider.

 

[Darth Tak]

Granted! Someones stole it all.

I wish Bread tasted like Chocolate.

 

[Saul Perth]

Granted, all bread is now 100% Cocao baking chocolate.

I wish for an endless supply of fresh from the oven breadsticks (non-chocolate).

 

[Darth Tak]

That isn't a corruption. Cacao baking chocolate is delicious.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted, saul. Peeta tosses you freshly burnt bread in the pigsty daily.


I wish that i was immortal and capable of creating viable, intellegant living beings at will.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted, saul. Peeta tosses you freshly burnt bread in the pigsty daily.


I wish that i was immortal, had a wolverine-esque healing factor and was capable of creating viable, intellegant living beings at will. Essentially i wish i was deadpool with flatulence.

 

[OhNoesBunnies]

Granted, except you're now an inanimate figure on a comic book, incapable of self-thought until a writer and artist creates your path with pen and paper.

I wish I had a bigger pen. (Just a pen)

 

[Galavant]

Granted. You now have a large, ergonomic pen that would be perfect for writing, drawing, or anything else your heart desires. Unfortunately it's out of ink and there's no way to replace or refill it.

I wish I had more stuff to do.

 

[Canora Sabresong]

Granted. Get me more chimichangas. NOWWWW!!!!!!!!



I wish the same thing I wished last time (I wish that i was immortal, had a wolverine-esque healing factor and was capable of creating viable, intellegant living beings at will. Essentially i wish i was deadpool with flatulence. ) Only this time I wish that I was Lady deadpool instead of deadpool, and that everything that takes place in dimensions 616 just after the comic Deadpool corps iss#7 was happening now. And I wish that I had some free will.

 

[AutoFox]

Granted. Someone spills acetone on the comic book, though.

I wish I could be an Aztec god.