King of the Hill Returns!!!!

[Kath]

I slay King Arthur by sending Lancelot to rape him with his lance.

I proceed to kill Lancelot and claim the hill.

 

[Jiang Winters]

I lock Kathy in a room with facehuggers. Strangely, the facehuggers refuse to hug his face, so I resort to flooding the room with purple lava and incinerating him.

I then march back up to the top of the hill and claim it as my own.

 

[Kath]

I somehow survived and proceed to snipe Hakim in the face before putting a flag on t he hill that says "Property of Kath." I leave and wander the countryside for years.

 

[Galykia]

I take the flag and throw it straight up in the air. It falls down and spears me through the face and I die. No one controls the hill.

 

[Neutrino]

... Until I walk over and take the flag out of your face. Now the hill is mine. I roll your body away.

 

[havikk]

I burn your falg and you are my slaves all of you.... I rule the empire known as earth and my capital is the hill.

 

[Neutrino]

We all look at each other and laugh. Your 'slaves' revolt and you are easily over thrown. In the chaos, I take the hill.

 

[havikk]

I then press a button causing all of your shock collars to kill you all....

 

[Neutrino]

My ghost claims the hill.

 

[Jiang Winters]

I sic a bunch of tiger furs on the hill. Everyone dies. I take the hill and declare it the capital of the Furry Imperium.

 

[Neutrino]

I haunt the hill. Your tigers lose their minds and eat you. The hill is mine... forever.

 

[Viggy]

The hill suddenly opens its mouth and nomnomnoms all the tiger furs.

The hill is its own king once again!

EDIT: Damn you Sakae! The hill calls the Ghostbusters and they get rid of you.

 

[Neutrino]

Ghostbusters can't be the answer to everything all the time. I am too powerful and they lose their minds and kill and eat each other. I continue to haunt the hill.

 

[Sensid-Kronos]

In comes Sensid Kronos with his Godly powers. He smites all within 10 feet of the hill, and with his Legions of Angels, surrounds the hill in a Godly aura.

 

[Neutrino]

I don't believe in your God so he loses all of his powers. The hill is still mine.

 

[Jiang Winters]

Out of nowhere, an army of green jello monsters swarm Sakae and carry her/her ghost/whatever off into their dark underground lair. Hakim respawns, grabs his MA5B Assault Rifle, and plants Blue Team's flag in the top of the hill, thus claiming it for himself.

 

[Sensid-Kronos]

Kronos calls in his artillery after getting five kills, and once it had pummled the hill, he killed two more people and calls in a pack of vicious dogs, making the hill his once again.

 

[Santoro]

Santoro gets that sneezy mouse from the old cartoons (you know, the one that gets wind gusts) to sneeze and blow Sensid and his dogs away, covered in gross slime.

The mouse owns the hill.

 

[Sensid-Kronos]

After recovering from slime flu (rimshot), Sensid sits on the mouse, crushing it. Sensid reclaims the hill.

 

[Project]

After recovering from slime flu (rimshot), Sensid sits on the mouse, crushing it. Sensid reclaims the hill.

Rastaman absorbs Sensid into the Borg-Hive Mind and thus claims the hill.