I lock Kathy in a room with facehuggers. Strangely, the facehuggers refuse to hug his face, so I resort to flooding the room with purple lava and incinerating him.
I then march back up to the top of the hill and claim it as my own.
I somehow survived and proceed to snipe Hakim in the face before putting a flag on t he hill that says "Property of Kath." I leave and wander the countryside for years.
Ghostbusters can't be the answer to everything all the time. I am too powerful and they lose their minds and kill and eat each other. I continue to haunt the hill.
In comes Sensid Kronos with his Godly powers. He smites all within 10 feet of the hill, and with his Legions of Angels, surrounds the hill in a Godly aura.
Out of nowhere, an army of green jello monsters swarm Sakae and carry her/her ghost/whatever off into their dark underground lair. Hakim respawns, grabs his MA5B Assault Rifle, and plants Blue Team's flag in the top of the hill, thus claiming it for himself.
Kronos calls in his artillery after getting five kills, and once it had pummled the hill, he killed two more people and calls in a pack of vicious dogs, making the hill his once again.
Santoro gets that sneezy mouse from the old cartoons (you know, the one that gets wind gusts) to sneeze and blow Sensid and his dogs away, covered in gross slime.