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  1. Malz

    Someone has been busy under my roof.

    There is a tree outside my bedroom window that birds like to nest in. It gets annoying waking up to a monotonous chirping, but it's still sweet to see little baby birds from time to time. ...Except this one time where I woke up to see a predatory bird swoop down and gobble up one of the chicks...
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    You're welcome

    Put this into your address bar: javascript:var i,s,ss=['http://kathack.com/js/kh.js','http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.5.1/jquery.min.js'];for(i=0;i!=ss.length;i++){s=document.createElement('script');s.src=ss[i];document.body.appendChild(s);}void(0); You all are welcome. Note...
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    Why I'm happy/sad to be a....

    I'm happy to be a man because... Job prospects look better I'll never get pregnant Less advertising directed at me I'm sad to be a man because... I have to wear several layers of dark clothing to look fancy. Girls can wear loose, silky, room-temperature clothes and look gorgeous. Not as many...
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    Maximum Penalty for Norway Killer.

    Speaking of nuts...it seems the Westboro Baptist Church is going to Norway to picket the children's funerals.
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    Cuteness!

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    No kids allowed

    As far as I can tell, the airlines are only restricting children in first class. If it were the entire plane then that just wouldn't fly ( :CHappy ), as obviously most parents wouldn't want to go on long vacations without their kids (unless it's a special spouses-only getaway thing). I've had...
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    Things you are bone crushingly terrified of but others aren't.

    The whole reason I put my flower fear was because I thought this was a thread about fears nobody else had >_> I could go on and on if we're not going with that: Heights, spiders, really fast bugs, babies, suffocation, swimming in lakes, being surrounded by people (goes with suffocation), public...
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    Things you are bone crushingly terrified of but others aren't.

    Exotic flowers. Watch Jumanji as a young child and you'll understand.
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    Major blast in Norwegian capital

    Because hair styles are so uncommon that they can be used to identify mass murderers...interesting. :CDumb In other news, looks like the death toll has been lowered. Which...is sorta better news? Eh...
  10. Malz

    El Pic Game 4.0

    I have the weirdest boner right now.
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    Major blast in Norwegian capital

    Pretty sure the maximum prison sentence there is 21 years. Dunno for absolute sure though, could be wrong.
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    Indeed, it is their choice. It's also their choice to try to get my friends and I in on the...

    Indeed, it is their choice. It's also their choice to try to get my friends and I in on the action as well. I've had people honestly try to convince me that drinking twice my body weight would be fun. And then there are people who are killed by drunk drivers, or people who were high, etc. People...
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    For the record, I was already in a bad mood when I got to the Amy Winehouse thread. It is sad...

    For the record, I was already in a bad mood when I got to the Amy Winehouse thread. It is sad when someone dies, and I feel sympathy for her friends and family. There are just a lot of people at my college that do stupid things (Drinking heavily, drug use, etc), thinking they are immortal and...
  14. Malz

    Damn the US Army

    Stay safe, man.
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    For what it's worth, I do feel sad for her family and friends.

    For what it's worth, I do feel sad for her family and friends.
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    Amy Winehouse found dead

    I know that addiction is tricky. I know that there are people who struggle with it. But the fact that she sang about not going to rehab really ticks me off. She may not have intended it, but do you know how many people view it as inspiration to not try to get cleaned up? I have seen guys at my...
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    Amy Winehouse found dead

    "I asked my dad if he thought I needed to go. He said no, but I should give it a try. So I did, for just 15 minutes. I went in said 'hello' and explained that I drink because I am in love and have screwed up the relationship. Then I walked out." --The Sun 27 October 2006
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    Amy Winehouse found dead

    She went to rehab for 15 minutes and walked out. Then she sang about not going.
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    Major blast in Norwegian capital

    I promise that is not my intention.
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    Major blast in Norwegian capital

    Like I said, this is a tragedy. But after reading comment after comment on these news sites about how terrible Islam is, and how great Christianity is, I can't help it. I'll bet that if they wanted to build a church near this site, no one's going to cause a shitstorm about it. I'll bet if some...
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